Sunday, July 18, 2004

ZAP!!!
 
Lightning strikes the earth 50-100 times every second around the globe.
 
"The trouble is not that the world is full of fools, it's just that lightning isn't distributed right."
-Mark Twain 
  

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:00 AM

    I love the wit of Mark Twain! If you like it you may also like the wit of Bill Nye and of course James Whitcomb Riley. A lot of their wit is hidden in the issues of their time but a lot trancends.
    That comment by Twain reminds me of this one by J.W.Riley about Doc Sifers--

    "Doc's allus sociable, polite and 'greeable, you'll find-
    Pervidin' ef you strike him right and nothin' on his mind-
    Like in some hurry, when they've sent fer Sifers quick,
    you see,
    to 'tend some sawmill-accident, er pincnic jamboree;
    Er when the lightin's struck some harebrained harves-hand; er in
    Some 'tempt o' suicidin'- where they'd ort to try ag'in

    Dad

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