The list of "works" in today's christian circles is endless, but this list made me laugh. Oh so true...thankfully the bible teaches a different path towards righteousness, one that is based on faith, the gift of God.
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. –Ephesians 2:8,9
Thats list is hilarious! I'm guilty
ReplyDeleteof that list... except maybe the bible screensaver!
Hilarious list, but it failed to include a classic. Whenever you're going to discuss something that Christians shouldn't know anything about, you're supposed to start the sentence with the following disclaimer: "When I was flipping through the channels the other day..."
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It would be good to make a list of things to let others know we are a lot like them:
ReplyDelete1. Vent anger and flip off the other driver as you pass him, with a Jesus fish on the back of your car.
2. Ask for Jesus' help while a difficult situation persists and curse at the same time.
3...
I just remembered the best one!
ReplyDelete1. Get really drunk and then drive your car 87mph in a 45, then blame the Jews for all war when you get pulled over...
Way to go Mel, not only are we just like you, you're worse!