Uh, wow that's strange...
On average, U.S. hospitals treat 120 toilet seat-related injuries every day.

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Not reflected in most churches...
You have 206 bones in your body. Surely, one of them is creative.
- Jonathon Read

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Here's a little quiz for you:
True or false?

1. If a family member had a sudden attack of sternutation, I would immediately call 9-1-1.

2. I would take it as a compliment if someone told me I had lovely caesious skin.

3. My left axilla is hircinous.

4. I have a gelogenic face.

5. I think I could get work as a bersatrix.

6. I tend to be a mumpsimus.

7. I try to buy swimsuits that hide my dasyproctic features.

8. I can swim like a fish, although I'm esquamate.

9. The last time I ate Mexican food, I was later ignivomous.

10. Sometimes I like a few spraints on my salad.

~ Sternutation is a fancy word for sneezing.
~ Caesious means "pale blue-green."
~ Statement #3 is better translated, "My left armpit has a goat-like odor."
~ Something that is gelogenic tends to promote laughter.
~ A bersatrix is an old-timey word for a baby-sitter.
~ A mumpsimus refuses to correct an error or habit even after she is proved wrong.
~ Dasyproctic is a word frequently used to describe apes, and means, uh, "with hairy buttocks."
~ Esquamate means "without scales."
~ Ignivomous means "vomiting fire."
~ And those delicious-sounding spraints are actually the droppings of an otter.

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