The blog of Eric Blauer...officially known as Frederick Christian Blauer IV
Lest you forget Marcy and Peppermint Patty. The nature of their association, while innocent to the naive observer, is clear evidence of the subversive efforts of the late Charles Schultz to emasculate young girls and blur their views of natural, healthy friendships. Marcy calls Patty "sir" for crying out loud! They probably got their heads polluted with lesbian propoganda by that meddling brainwasher Lucy. Charlie, Pigpen, Linus and Schroeder should storm that "Advice Booth" and burn it to the ground!!! It's the only fitting end for that den of lies and iniquity. That booth has served as a propoganda machine far too long. We must rise up! BURN BABY BURN!!!!! Furthermore, Marcy and Patty should be forced to ride different buses and their play times supervised by a case worker. This pollution of our children's minds must be stopped. If not by us, who? If not now, when? ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!! (oh, and uh, the Sunday Comics? kindling)
As long as Bert and Ernie don't go any further than second base I think their odd friendship is fine.I'm reminded that often we are what we blame others of. And if all you can see is the negative, you might be dwelling in lowly places too often. Wait, am I talking about myself?
Personally, I really enjoy the squarepants fellow and his buddy. Dobson says that he has been misquoted. If you want to see how he sets the record straight, here is a link. http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0035339.cfmGod bless, P.
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