Lest you forget Marcy and Peppermint Patty. The nature of their association, while innocent to the naive observer, is clear evidence of the subversive efforts of the late Charles Schultz to emasculate young girls and blur their views of natural, healthy friendships. Marcy calls Patty "sir" for crying out loud! They probably got their heads polluted with lesbian propoganda by that meddling brainwasher Lucy. Charlie, Pigpen, Linus and Schroeder should storm that "Advice Booth" and burn it to the ground!!! It's the only fitting end for that den of lies and iniquity. That booth has served as a propoganda machine far too long. We must rise up! BURN BABY BURN!!!!! Furthermore, Marcy and Patty should be forced to ride different buses and their play times supervised by a case worker. This pollution of our children's minds must be stopped. If not by us, who? If not now, when? ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!! (oh, and uh, the Sunday Comics? kindling)
Personally, I really enjoy the squarepants fellow and his buddy. Dobson says that he has been misquoted. If you want to see how he sets the record straight, here is a link. http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0035339.cfm
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Lest you forget Marcy and Peppermint Patty. The nature of their association, while innocent to the naive observer, is clear evidence of the subversive efforts of the late Charles Schultz to emasculate young girls and blur their views of natural, healthy friendships. Marcy calls Patty "sir" for crying out loud! They probably got their heads polluted with lesbian propoganda by that meddling brainwasher Lucy. Charlie, Pigpen, Linus and Schroeder should storm that "Advice Booth" and burn it to the ground!!! It's the only fitting end for that den of lies and iniquity. That booth has served as a propoganda machine far too long. We must rise up! BURN BABY BURN!!!!! Furthermore, Marcy and Patty should be forced to ride different buses and their play times supervised by a case worker. This pollution of our children's minds must be stopped. If not by us, who? If not now, when? ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!! (oh, and uh, the Sunday Comics? kindling)
Personally, I really enjoy the squarepants fellow and his buddy. Dobson says that he has been misquoted. If you want to see how he sets the record straight, here is a link.
http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0035339.cfm
God bless,
P.
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